Tuesday, November 29, 2005

I hate studying geology.

Equally annoying is the lab section. Ever have a lab with an obsessive-cumpulsive lab intrstrustor? "If I see a scrap of paper on the floor, the class loses a point from their final average." Is it wrong to wish that she be granted an opportunity to meet her end with large rocks that she loves?

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Thursday, November 03, 2005

If I die in a fire tonight, sue MDA.

"Your attention please! Please disregard the following flashing lights and sirens. We are conducting a test of the safety system. This is only a test. Thank you."

posted by mokru @ 8:35 PM 2 comments